Post by jaredthrob on Dec 15, 2006 0:22:46 GMT -5
OK fine, fuckers, I'll just keep going!!
---->> "Problem? What's that?" asked Jake.
"The grey aliens are moving faster than we anticipated." Tom said, looking gravely at them, "They have become aware of our resistance. They now know that Bleeding Heartthrob is attempting to go against their plans for world domination, and so in a final act of desperation, they plan to fire a Zebulon Ray at the earth, which will neutralize all living things, but leave all inanimate objects intact..."
"Neutralize....?" Johnny said thoughtfully, then went pale as the horrible realization came to him... "So they plan to kill every last person on earth?!?"
"It's not too late!" Billy C interjected, "I have almost completed the encoding of our special frequency into Bleeding Heartthrob's music. Now all we have to do... is ROCK them!!" An almost evil smile played on his lips. Everyone looked over, startled, as the gravely voice of the Bear In The Party Hat cut in:
"We'll put on a rock show to end ALL rock shows!! Bleeding Heartthrob LIVE. Our PA system will be SO loud, the aliens will be completely blown away by it! They won't know what hit them!!"
"Right, uhhh, there's just one problem" Said Jared, suddenly very interested in the floor
"Yeeahhhhh, you see, our PA system really isn't THAT hot..." Jake added, "In fact, right now it's just a Party Tyme Karaoke machine with a mic and guitar plugged in...."
"Fear not my friends!!" Shouted Tom, "We have everything you need..... HERE!!" He pushed a button and the back wall swivelled around, revealing a 32-track mixing board, amps, monitors, computers, mics, a shiny new Gibson SG, and everything else you would need to pretty much rock anyone's effing socks off.
"I pulled some strings with a friend of mine who books shows" Billy Corgan said, "You guys go on stage in Times Square in about.... 3 minutes!!"
"What? Times Square? Three minutes? But how will we ever make it there in time?" Jared said in a panicky voice, "Oh yeah... that whole teleportation thing...."
"Hey Johnny," said Jake, "think you could play some lead guitar for us?"
"Wha-Me? Uh-yeah, I mean, oh, uh, I'd LOVE to!" Johnny stammered.
"Gentlemen, the time has come for action!" Tom shouted importantly, "The war is now upon us, and the weapon? MUSIC!! We will now transport all of us and our music gear to Times Square, so.... hold on to your hats!!"
Once more reality faded away, and our merry band found themselves.....---->>
---->> "Problem? What's that?" asked Jake.
"The grey aliens are moving faster than we anticipated." Tom said, looking gravely at them, "They have become aware of our resistance. They now know that Bleeding Heartthrob is attempting to go against their plans for world domination, and so in a final act of desperation, they plan to fire a Zebulon Ray at the earth, which will neutralize all living things, but leave all inanimate objects intact..."
"Neutralize....?" Johnny said thoughtfully, then went pale as the horrible realization came to him... "So they plan to kill every last person on earth?!?"
"It's not too late!" Billy C interjected, "I have almost completed the encoding of our special frequency into Bleeding Heartthrob's music. Now all we have to do... is ROCK them!!" An almost evil smile played on his lips. Everyone looked over, startled, as the gravely voice of the Bear In The Party Hat cut in:
"We'll put on a rock show to end ALL rock shows!! Bleeding Heartthrob LIVE. Our PA system will be SO loud, the aliens will be completely blown away by it! They won't know what hit them!!"
"Right, uhhh, there's just one problem" Said Jared, suddenly very interested in the floor
"Yeeahhhhh, you see, our PA system really isn't THAT hot..." Jake added, "In fact, right now it's just a Party Tyme Karaoke machine with a mic and guitar plugged in...."
"Fear not my friends!!" Shouted Tom, "We have everything you need..... HERE!!" He pushed a button and the back wall swivelled around, revealing a 32-track mixing board, amps, monitors, computers, mics, a shiny new Gibson SG, and everything else you would need to pretty much rock anyone's effing socks off.
"I pulled some strings with a friend of mine who books shows" Billy Corgan said, "You guys go on stage in Times Square in about.... 3 minutes!!"
"What? Times Square? Three minutes? But how will we ever make it there in time?" Jared said in a panicky voice, "Oh yeah... that whole teleportation thing...."
"Hey Johnny," said Jake, "think you could play some lead guitar for us?"
"Wha-Me? Uh-yeah, I mean, oh, uh, I'd LOVE to!" Johnny stammered.
"Gentlemen, the time has come for action!" Tom shouted importantly, "The war is now upon us, and the weapon? MUSIC!! We will now transport all of us and our music gear to Times Square, so.... hold on to your hats!!"
Once more reality faded away, and our merry band found themselves.....---->>