Danielle
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I wear the black for the sad and lonely used... For all children who were sexually abused...
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Post by Danielle on Nov 30, 2006 17:23:32 GMT -5
woo!! well...first she has to make it lol
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Post by Cody McClain on Nov 30, 2006 18:51:06 GMT -5
ugh.... lol so anywho, let's talk about that Jared Knapp guy... he's pretty cool, eh? any objections? didn't think so... so... let's talk about him and some of his shenanigans.... what have you done that is similar to getting stuck in the slide? lol
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Post by jaredthrob on Dec 4, 2006 0:17:17 GMT -5
OK here's a stupid story.
I used to work for Hewlett Packard as a temp employee. If you've seen the movie Office Space you sort of get the idea of how it was there. So to shake up the monotony of it all, my friend Luke and I would do "dress-up days" every friday where we would come to work dressed as pimps, rednecks, punks, homie-gang-bangers, etc. People usually got a kick out of it. So on my last day of work we decided to go out with a bang. My assignment was to look as much like Michael Jackson as possible. So I grabbed a pair of tight black slacks and some shiny black shoes, then went to a costume shop and bought an official "Michael Jackson hat/wig and some rockstar sunglasses. All I was missing was a shirt. I rolled over to a Goodwill store and figured the best place to look would be in the ladies section for a nice blouse. I realized quickly that I have no idea how womens' sizes translate to mens' sizes, so I would need to try the shirt I picked out on before I bought it. I finally found a really silly looking white blouse with big gold buttons that was perfect for the M.J. look, and went over to the change rooms. I was about to enter one when a woman beside me cleared her throat and gestered behind her to the GINORMOUS line that was formed. I was already running late and didn't have time for all that.... sooo.. I had to try on the blouse right in the middle of the store in front of everyone. They seemed fairly amused by this. So I got to work, and word spread that everyone should be in the breakroom at 8:00 cuz something was going to "happen". Sure enough the breakroom was pretty packed by 8-sharp. My friend Luke walked in timidly dressed in little kids pajamas holding a teddy bear. People chuckled a little in a confused sort of way. Then another friend hit the stereo and "Beat It" started playing. I came spinning into the breakroom in full Jacko effect shouting "Heeeeyyy!", then "noticed" Luke and started dancing/chasing him around the breakroom in an attempt to perhaps molest him a little. He'd run away and hide behind people and I'd spin around and shriek and do my best to corner him. Never did catch the little bastard tho... Anyway yeah that was silly.
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Post by Joe McClain on Dec 4, 2006 6:54:38 GMT -5
oh... my... god....
What kind of reactions did you get from that? lol
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Post by Cody McClain on Dec 4, 2006 23:49:29 GMT -5
lol that's awesome, that totally like... blows our "shenanigans" out of the water... lol I would like to see your MJ impersonation.... lol and about not getting your "kid" don't worry buddy... you can't touch em all....
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Post by jaredthrob on Dec 5, 2006 2:11:29 GMT -5
No but I can try....
; P
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Post by Cody McClain on Dec 5, 2006 7:20:54 GMT -5
well then good luck with that lol
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Post by Alexa Newell on Dec 5, 2006 18:32:33 GMT -5
Wow Jared...Wow... ThATS EFFIN AMAZING MAAAAAAn
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Post by jaredthrob on Dec 6, 2006 0:26:43 GMT -5
Yeah, well... we enjoy doing stupid shit.
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Post by Alexa Newell on Dec 6, 2006 18:50:59 GMT -5
I Have noticed..lol...O.o
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Post by jaredthrob on Dec 14, 2006 1:12:53 GMT -5
Then there was the time Jake dressed up in highwater sweatpants, velcro shoes, and a raincoat and staggered around acting like a "speical needs" kid; drooling on himself while we tried to have him interview people on camera. I'd go up to them, camera rolling, and say: "Hi there, this is my brother Jake. Today is his 19th birthday, and he's ALWAYS wanted to have his own TV show. Would you mind if he interviewed you really quick?" Then Jake would chomp an alka-seltzer and fake a seizure. For some weird reason no-one was willing to do the interview. It was weird.
I think we still have that footage too... I bet ol' Jakester would LOVE it if we put THAT on YouTube!!
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Post by Cody McClain on Dec 14, 2006 22:25:25 GMT -5
lol that's great... it's kinda mean... but that's humorous... if you could... that would be GREAT! lol that's awesome, I'd like to see that... lol
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Post by wowposter on Oct 31, 2008 17:23:57 GMT -5
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Post by wowposter on Nov 2, 2008 5:33:18 GMT -5
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Post by wowposter on Nov 5, 2008 14:01:42 GMT -5
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